Try to renew yourself. Can you say another joke please?
◥		Anonymous

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What do you call a bears without ears? B’s! 

  · take this with a grain of salt

harrietrash:

this 69.69% happened. so i’ve been following all of the stuff that’s been happening with larry lately and i’ve been keeping this secret for about two to three years, so i think it’s time to let y’all know that denise, pianomanlouis, was skyping kristin, louietrash, mick, louscurves, natasha, nohomolarry, and i sometime in the fall of 2012 and while she was in line ordering an americano with double shots of espresso and an extra creamer and three sugars at starbucks (@starbucks confirm this please) HARRY STYLES walked out of the family restroom, adjusting his skinny jeans in the crotch region, looking fully fucked and sweaty and got into the line, right behind denise and studied the menu whilst panting like he had just finished a marathon. about five minutes past when a few more people had arrived and LOUIS TOMLINSON FROM ONE DIRECTION walked out of the same family bathroom, looking disheveled, and satisfied and limp and got at the end of the line, eighteen paces behind harry. once denise received her americano with double shots of espresso and an extra creamer and three sugars she decided to #investigatethestarbucksfamilybathroom2k12 and once she walked into the bathroom she saw with her own two eyes melted mozzarella cheese dripping from the tile ceiling. she looked to her right and saw the words “oops!” and “hi” written in cursive cum. denise and her anti!larrie self was so disgusted that she needed to wash her hands immediately, on the way to the sink denise tripped over one million tiny shards of plastic, that once was a baby changing station in the starbucks family bathroom, and landed right in front of the toilet, where she found a whole raw chicken floating in the water, denise in the mindset of hand washing got up and walked over to the sink. she turned the faucet on to the hottest setting and ran her hands under the water and reached for the automatic soap dispenser, she moved her hand under and out came mashed potatoes mixed with either h or l’s cum (this has not been deciphered yet). in even more disgust denise ran her hands back under the water to rinse the cum ridden potatoes off of her delicate hands. after this terrifying incident denise ran over to the paper towel dispenser and it ejected a slice of parma ham into her hands. mick, kristin, natasha, and i all watched in astonishment as all of this was still being skyped. you guys don’t have to believe this, but…..